Joanna. Northwestern University. Premedical. Cognitive Sciences. Psychology. Euphonium. Baritone Horn. Trumpet. Sigma Alpha Iota users online free counters donate to support sarcoma research in honor of my cousin Kyla 11 Aug 1991 Marissa Ann 22 Feb 2010 8 Oct 1995 Kyla Rae 30 Apr 2012





Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity)




My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun